Nick: Alu|N3RD
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
Comments: People easily get tired of Menno. I met him at this meeting and he couldn't stop boasting his Utopia skills. Supposedly in age 17 he got an Orc Rogue up to 5 mil NW. Said he wanted to try something different. As if he doesn't understand that he humbles my already shakey ego with his idle boastings. I HATE HIM! HATE!
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
Comments: Amaz heads Nexus when he's not maintaining his illegal vodka distillery down in the basement, next to the torture racks and iron maidens. He's a shifty little packrat, known to pluck at your anus hairs the moment you turn your back. Turning your back on Swedes is a bad idea in general, of course.
(Current) Status: Ex-FREE Member
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Comments:
Cheese is like a utopian hero. He's also a canadian churchman, oddly enough.
Tremble at his piety!
You can say what you want about Cheese, but no-one can spread the <3
like he does! Oh, the girl next to him couldn't bear life anymore and
got sucked into space through the emergency hatch of a Klingon Bird of
Prey
Nick: Die_ana
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
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Comments: Die_ana has the uncanny ability to descend upon you like Ghengis Khan on a bad hairday. After having pulled another merciless sweep through Central Europe she decided to become Swiss and dress in Christmas merchandise. Also collects antique toothbrushes. Avoid like the plague.
(Current) Status: Ex-FREE Member
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Comments: Government randomed into FREE early age 27, though he dared to do so with a bleedin' Halfling War Hero. Well, he's Dutch of course, so we'll let it slide. When judgment day comes for the Dutch, he'll see the err of his ways.
(Current) Status: Lotus Member
PICTURE IS CLICKABLE
Comments: Greenhouse is a vicious Solace viking and should be handled with deliberate force if encountered if he's out of his artificial and enclosed habitat. Honestly, he's material David Lynch would spank the monkey at.
(Current) Status: Lotus Member
Comments: Imrahil heads Disciples. He's a cool guy, able to be levelheaded in circumstances when other people would break down and cry. Not only that, they'd burst into a never ending stream of apologies, then would start to question their reason of existence, followed by a gruesome but permanent way of ending it. Takes a special kind of bloke to stay level-headed in those circumstances, you know.
(Current) Status: Lotus Member
Comments: Jerrard seems like a normal bloke at first, but after eight post meridiem he transforms into a ravishing looking ultragiraffe capable of swallowing multiple trafficlights in one fell swoop. Communist splinter groups often request his services for this reason as they seek to sow anarchy and confusion by eliminating traffic control in bourgeois society.
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
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Comments: Well known for his steaming affair with Parthenogenesis, Korp enjoys a good powerknitting session at alternate sundays and the colour cyan. When he's not breathing down people's necks you can find him in libraries around the globe brushing up his knowledge on native folk dance and ritual. A well rounded individual he is!
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
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Comments: Manwë rules the earth. Well, the Middle of it. And Valinor, I suppose. Who cares about fiction? Fact is that this towering persona is Dutch, and therefore inherently vile. Paradoxally he's also a decent geezer.
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
Comments: In Medieval Times he would've been a clockmaker. And it is exactly this affinity for the mechanical that renders him useless when needing to cope with the digital. God has a special place for these in Heallven, called "Stephanie" and as the name implies, is rather boring. Pointless.
(Current) Status: Ex-FREE Member
PICTURE IS CLICKABLE
Comments: This man, if he isn't more than that, is capable of traversing through IRC channels at lightning speed. His proficiency with the Utopian is unparalleled, and his proficiency with the Obnoxious almost so. Most people barely experience Mucky as the most they will be able to see after the dust settles is his billowing cape.
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
Comments: Also known as The Crusader, this Dutchie is proud of his Queen and Country, and like a True Paladin™ will defend its honour wherever he can. He brooks no dissent and would strike down with terrible justice on those disagreeing with the only Right view of the Dutch Nation. In his eyes, patriotism isn't a choice but an inherent attitude, and if you lack this you cannot be anything but a Spawn of Satan.
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
Comments: Scouring about on the outskirts of LinearA, this Swede searches relentlessly for the Holy Coffeemug. Alas, so far his quest bore no fruit, and he fears he shall never find a proper gift for his betrothed, the Lady of Spam.
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
PICTURE IS CLICKABLE
Comments: Sephi rocks classically. His plight in life is to convince people of the necessity of the compact disk medium. In his eyes, DVD is nothing short of blasphemous. He's absolutely confident that 700 mb provides plentiful space for ANYTHING you could wish for on a digital storage medium. His zeal is unmatched, and you best take heed if he's around.
(Current) Status: Lotus Member
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Comments: Thura is the notorious head mistress of Wyld Stallionz! All shiver and tremble in her vicinity, and a good deal outside her vicinity as well. She inspires courage and devotion in her allies and sows fear and chaos in her foes! She also makes these adorable candle thingies for her grandparents, charming really.
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
Comments: Originally from the Far East, this wandering nomad got inspired by Pet Shop Boys' "Go West". Eventually he ended up in the most southern part of Sweden where he set up camp and seduced rabbits with luscious cabbages. Once settled he started listening to Nordman, and all know his soul is beyond salvation now. Don't mention it though, he'll SOB LIKE A LITTLE GIRL! rrrrrrrrr
(Current) Status: Ex-FREE Member
Comments:
Chrizz embodies the Dutch Dream. Born in a Dutch colony in upper Siberia,
he moved to Nepal at the age of twelve. There he learned how to please
older men, and to kick down those below him in the hierarchy. When he
had gathered enough Nepalese Rupees he took a zeppelin to the Netherlands
and blended in seamlessly with a shitty society that consists of more
insufferable Dutch people.
It's not his fault - he was born Dutch, after all.
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
Comments: This guy is love personified. He has ample amounts of it and dishes it out indiscriminately! All who dare approach him are entranced and spellbound by his gorgeousness. The picture displayed here is intentionally of bad quality in black and white so the viewer/reader does not become instantly infatuated and starts to stalk poor mosdef. He's like the Utopian National Treasure, and the best measures must be taken to protect him!
Nick: Muaddib/Riley
(Current) Status: Acquaintance
PICTURE IS CLICKABLE
Comments:
Muaddib was the first kangaroo-rat to have dug a tunnel from Uluru to
Manangatang.
This feat reverberated throughout the rodent world and brought him fame
and oversized worms. Riley would smoke spice if only for the blue eyes,
but the Spacing Guild doesn't agree and threatens to claim all his hot
chicks if he dares to harvest one tiny bit of melange.