Nick: Cave

(Current) Status: Ex-FREE Member

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Comments: Cave is a feisty young mother with a magnificent elbow and a taste for fermented feathers. He is the happiest bloke on the planet when given some glue and a tennis racket. Beware his glow-in-the-dark nostrils.

Nick: CloudyOne

(Current) Status: Lotus Member

Comments: One Two Three-a-clock Four-a-clock rock, CloudyOne lost his smelly sock, and once they forced the lock, his family has run amok, filled with shock, stampeding for the spacedock, getting the hell off of this rock.

Nick: Conc/Conque

(Current) Status: FREE Member

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Comments: When not repairing his Navajo headband or organizing drumcircles, conque spends his time maintaining his harem. To keep them in shape he feeds them Eucalyptus leaves and asian babies. Once in a full moon he parades them around town, on dark leather leashes lined with actual gold.

Nick: Dani

(Current) Status: Lotus Member

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Comments: "Dani" is short for Dani-with-the-Tofu. His parents were in a giddy mood at the time, you understand. They didn't even like tofu. What is tofu anyway? It comes from beans apparently. I believe a keyword is soy. Anyway, his parents got fed up with the name (even switching to DwtT lacked a certain zazz) so they opted to throw him out of a train. Apparently, this solution wasn't final enough.

Nick: dayng3r

(Current) Status: Lotus Member

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Comments: Originally cast as the girl King Kong would lug around, dayng3r retreated to a remote desert locale, untraceable by Hollywoodian elements. There she met a man only known to the outside world as the fartist, who had been blowing sand fifty feet high with the compressed odors between his arsecheeks. This feat proved to be an excellent method for fending off jackals and vultures, and the two grew closer as time passed on.

Nick: Eric----/erique

(Current) Status: Ex-FREE Member

Comments: Erique here is a professional pubcrawler, hunting for femme arse to pinch and bloke face to bash in every bar in Singapore. When things are not to his liking he pulls out a dartgun, loads it up with biological agents and goes postal. Erique brings pubfights to a whole new level.

Nick: Fairlight

(Current) Status: Lotus Member

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Comments: Fairlight is all aboot the fun fun fun! Happy station! Station! Oh My God! And then there was this guy and he goes, "Hey, I gotta knife", and I go: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Gonads and strife! Chocolate Rain! Numa Numa!

Nick: F0l2c3

(Current) Status: Lotus Member

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Comments: F0l2c3 was a reknowned practicioner of certain arts before being exiled to a barren desolate place. Shunned by society, reviled for his cultural contributions he lapsed into a hateful spiral of selfdestruction, eventually taking it out on the local wildlife. Over time, he found solace in his plight, and turned his skills to his advantage.

Nick: HarsH-FetA/Laina

(Current) Status: Lotus Member

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Comments: FetA is a famous dairy general. She commands ranks of Danish Blue, a battalion of Camembert, five squads of Brie and even a file of Cheddar. FetA uses this mighty ensemble to challenge the ruthless Gouda and Edam forces, who command dreadful secret weapons: Limburger ICBMs.

Nick: Imps

(Current) Status: Morganspawn

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Comments: These critters can easily be confused with mischievous spawn from the 9th layer of Hell, continuously spreading disease and mayhem amongst those around them. While they do spread pestilence (amongst themselves) and are generally up to no good, they have some redeeming qualities. For instance, they have the ability to tame Dutch people and appropriate them as mounts. Giddy up!

Nick: Malv

(Current) Status: Lotus Member

Comments: Herding cattle is Malv's forté, though thus far people have reminded him that using a sailboat to that purpose is somewhat ineffective. The vessel's keel continuously gets stuck in the terrain of the US midwest, which has the irritating feature that it is mostly made up of solid soil. To this effect, Malv has considered installing a drill at the prow, thereby replacing his preciousss He-man figurehead.

Nick: Nethan/nehtna

(Current) Status: FREE Member

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Comments: Nehtna is a kind and gentle boy who just happens to be moar asian than cc. He aims to court Anna, and cc fully supports him in this endeavour. In fact, cc positively worships Nehtna. It's an asian hierarchy thing. I ask no questions. I report, you decide!

Nick: NShadow

(Current) Status: Lotus Member

Comments: Nshadow remains, at 17 toes, the preferred target of foot-fetishists worldwide. To throw them off his scent, he produces babies at womenfolk and gives them his name. He then boobytraps his spawn with C4 in the hope to put an end to all this madness. So far however his pursuers have counted the number of toes from a distance and the first baby terrorist has not yet materialized.

Nick: Ping

(Current) Status: Ex-Lotus Member

Comments: the pingster is a ferocious .net warrior, staking out routers in search of evil-ass packets. He has a burning hatred for protocol abusers. Anything with a suspicious header is subject to his wrath.
In his spare time, Ping enjoys racing between two terminals, to test his speed.

Nick: RayOfHope

(Current) Status: FREE Member

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Comments: Akin to Yoppe, RoH was there when God handed out Sex. In fact, he positively bathed in the stuff. He does not shy away from advertising his dominating libido, and occasionally his sexual drives are so pressing that he resorts to fantasizing aboot naked ten year olds. Don't ask.

Nick: RayOfHope's ex

(Current) Status: Acquaintance

Comments: One of many to come into contact with the sexual behemoth known as RoH is this unfortunate girl. Lasting side effects of her encounter with him include a fear of pineapples, chronic howling, migrating possums and very, very silent farts

Nick: Tash

(Current) Status: Lotus Member

Comments: Tash is famed for her psionic storms, brief Star Trek™ cameo and her work in elementary acoustic geometry. Her shopping sprees earned her the nickname "Tash the Stampede". Feline not included in shipment.

Nick: Temoid

(Current) Status: Ex-FREE Member

Comments: Temoid, from the Finnish Ate'mojdeessä means "to slowly tear your scrotum asunder in order to explore your painlimits". Although this practice has fallen into disuse the past millennia, Temoid's parents are firm believers in tradition. To make a long story short: one of Temoid's testicles fell out and a raccoon ate it.

Nick: TitanUnfolded/Tits

(Current) Status: Ex-FREE Member

Comments: Though he would like to profile himself as a previously portable presentable mythological menace, most prefer to associate Tits with sexy sacks of flesh. When you talk to him, don't let him know that you are aware he molested a yak.

Nick: Xebb's Hot Girlfriend

(Current) Status: Acquaintance

Comment by Mucque: Xebb's hot girlfriend originally gained notoriety by being the first adventurer of asian descent to sail across Lake Wannahockalugie on a raft made from nothing but undercooked pandabladders and Pez dispensers. She met Xebb under questionable circumstances, with their first conversation being a lively debate over just how, precisely, Xebb had managed to set his crotch on fire.